Sumner. is a dork. he is such a dork that he just recently “cut” his index finger while trying to “cut” a stick. well, that’s the short version. he was really trying to “widdle a flute” out of a stick. stupidness. so i have this theory…
just about, oh, 10 million years ago, bugs roamed the earth. they were happy bugs. being born, flying around, dying 24 hours later. Sumner, was not one of these bugs. in fact, he wasn’t even born yet. ok, so let’s fast forward.
just about, oh, 5 million years ago, Sumner was born. not the normal way, oh no. Sumner was hatched…from a flounder. kind of. the flounder died, his eyeball popped out, and Sumner hatched from the eyeball. but he wasn’t a flounder. he wasn’t a boy, oh no. he was a ladybug. a girl ladybug.
Sumner was a happy ladybug. he flew around, eating aphids, for a full 24 hours. then he died. then he was an ateater. until he died. then he turned into a flounder. he almost died right away, do to the fact that anteaters live on land. but he didn’t. this continued for millions of years.
he shifted through many beings: turtle, butterfly, mocking bird, inch worm, platipus, rabbit, grizzly bear, house cat, gorilla, and several others. all the while, he was a girl.
then, just 4781 short days ago, (that’s 13 years and 36 days for all of you slow peeps) Sumner died again, and was reborn as a human. a girl human. now, what i didn’t tell you was that one of the creatures he was born as, was a Tebliquean. Tebliqueans feed on…DORKINESS! and the daily V8, soy crackers, dead slugs, and Kelly dolls of course. since then, 400 years ago, that is what his *cough cough* her diet has mainly consisted of.
now, as you know, only guys are dorky right? well, except for Mr.Robot, and it doesn’t work on him *couch couch* her. so, as the years built up, all of that guy dorkiness added up too. by the time Sumner was 4 hours old as a human, she was a guy. freeky. i no.
so there ya have it. Sumner…is a TEBLIQUEAN!!! and a girl.
by the way, V8 is gross.
-Lizzy-wa OUT! 
PS- Sumner is also a cruel and evil slug-kissing liar. (wich is why we call him Cesl. get it? C.E.S.L.)
-Lizzy-wa OUT! (again)
not slug kissing! slug killing! dork!!!
i meen… freek!
Cool story
hehe. woops! hehe. i think i like that version better. hehe. im laffing histairiclly rite now!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! see?
as for the Bob guy: thanx! and uh…hoo are you? … oh well. doesnt matter to me. i love being appraised! (if thats what you can call it).
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
a fan i guess
hehe. fawesome! i love fans! well…i dont LOVE them…so dont get the rong idea or anything…*couch*… well…this is akward…
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
my dad’s name is bob
r u sure ur not a stalker?
lizzy, u better watch urself
okay. . . . nice story lizzy. sweet idea!
uh…who are you?
are you gonna be here everday like that and all day?
have you read the story about icky vicky yet?
hey bob, do you watch mtv
how come my comment says that it is “awaiting moderation”
lizzy, who sits next to brandon. i forgot?
oh and im going on another cruise during winter break. do you want to come with? well, asked my dad if you can go, and he said that you kinda talk a little too much and that it would drive him crazy. but he said that kailey could come. my dad is okay with us taking another cruise but my mom isnt so sure. she said because of the money and all, but she was the one that said that she would like to go on another one because of how inexpensive it was. she said that while we were on the cruise. it only costs like $300-$400 per person. that’s not including the airfare to get there.
um…yeah…my parents arent gonna let me go on a $1000 cruise!!! by myself!!! (if anything, we’d have to bring my mom to. hehe).
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
brandon! i mean… bob!
ur cool and even though lizzy doesn’t like u as a FRIEND friend… we all miss u as a friend. ur funny and likeable…. wait… r u sure its brandon or is there some guy named bob who is really confused right now? if number two is the case… dont be confused… just smile, wave, and pretend like ur in total control of this out of control situation!
hey bob? how did u find out about lizzys site in the first place?
UUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robot-la!!!!!!! im in trouble!!! cant go to UW!!! i hope you can find somebody else to go. sucks much! i was craving chocoalate! its not my fault! its all HER fault! im completely innocent!!!
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
or am i…
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
what not HER fault. who is HER?
HER is my sister. check out my other blog for the hole story:
lizzywa.wordpress.com
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
whats up with not blogging? your boring lizzy
Lizzle! I didn’t think that anybody would go on this anymore. You need to publish my amazing stories. We have to do journals for language this year, and mine are turning out really well. I miss yall and I wish we went to the same school! I feel like I’m writing to nobody…