Amy. she’s…different. sometimes amiable, but usually, a dork. she’s dorkier than most people, especially girls. i have never met such a dorky girl. plenty of dorky boys, but never super dorky girls. so why is Amy so dorky? the truth is, she wasn’t supposed to be a girl.
her parents were rich, filthy rich, billionares! so rich that they got to test super high-tech stuff. they decided they wanted yet another boy, so they used a super hight-tech Build-Your-Own-Baby machine. they chose all of the characteristics: wierd, dorky, smart, blond hair, blue eyes, dorky, and female.
Oops! did i say female? yep! it was a quick slip of the index finger, the tiniest mishap, but the mistake of a lifetime. this newly created robot baby would not be a baby boy, but a baby girl.
Piles and piles of baby boy clothes were shipped to Talipthia, their private island. it cost her parents nearly half their fortune for all of her *cough cough* his clothes and toys.
four seconds later, their baby, Amyrad Emacher, was made. put together by the most expensive software around. out came Amyrad, but…the machine said, “congratulations on your new baby girl!” they looked down, and saw that their baby was wearing pink!
Mrs. Emacher fainted. they couldn’t live with this! oh, the embarrassment! but they had to love her. they bought her new clothes and toys, leaving them with nothing but a deserted island.
they changed their last names so as to make Amyrad have a normal name. Amyrad Emacker was now Amy Rademacher.
they moved to Federal Way, Washington. Mrs. Rademacher became a middle scool teacher. and Amy grew up to meet me.
and THAT is why Amy Rademacher is such a dork.
-Lizzy-wa OUT! 
your pretty funny
I like the theory about how Amy became dorky.
i no i am. and for the record. its not Amy-la. its my friend Amy at my scool. yeah.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
im glad that isnt me.
Amy-la
hehe.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
Lizzy-wa, I have another blog too! check it out at http://amynicole.wordpress.com/
P.S. my pretty minded ugly blog has a picture of me wearing crash bracelets!
Amy-la was here!
love the crash bracelets. love the blog. yepyepyep. i still have to make mine. like ten of us on Scott-la’s blog are gonna be SPECIALS. hehe. big letters.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
love the story about me. did a lot of research on jamey and canNOT wait to tell you what mersponge and i found out!
tell me! tell me!
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
i’m low on sugar. u know how i can tell? im not doing anything mean to lizzy on her blog. not yet
ur right. uglies is a VERY good book. (as far as i can tell. i’m only 1/2 way through)
you BETTER not due anything mean to me! i have the power to block you!
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
i said i wuz SORRY! isn’t that enough? oh well, i can always go trash someone elses blog. rnt i funny? heres a joke:
what’s santas favorite drink? give up?
its h2 ho ho ho! (haha that’s fuuuuunnnny!)
ur right… i AM a dork! (oh no! i’m getting bored)
why does aubretia have more comments than me? she doesn’t even go onto ur site! i know wut 2 do…
comment… comment…
commenting… still commenting…
comment…
comment…
comment…
comment…
commenting is fun…
comment…
commenting some more…
hey look amy! ur getting a lot of comments!
(yeah me!)
comment…
comment…
comment…
comment… commenting…
comment…
commenting some more…
hey! i broke into the 20s!
comment should sound REALLY weird by now…
comment…
comment…
ok, i’m done, seriously!
comment.
ok, seriously. i really am done now. it’s all out of my system. hey, icky vicky doesn’t have very many comments…
hey Mr.Robot-la. get better and try not to bust anymore guts tomorrow. i mean, change your oil before you get to scool already!
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
ur rite amy. i dont have that many comments. u should do something about it (hint hint). i only have 9 comments, and you have 20 something. *siffle sniffle* did i mention my parents just left for mexico. yep. im sad and lonely. okay maybe not sad but lonely. man this comment is getting way too long, i should stop riting now. yep. bye. hmmmm. okay bye im gonna leave now…… aaghhhh, i cant take it any more. BYE. uuuuggghh. schezch
hehe. hey guys, like my new avatar?
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
i LOVE the devil smily! I think that that i have more comments than vicky. Yeah-me clap clap clap.bye
yeah i like the avatar. how do you get one. oh, and i just finished the first midnighters on thursday, which was yesterday. yep. it was a bit freaky at first, but i kind of like it now. i still like uglies better tho.
the second one is better. actally the last one is the best, cause Rex-la gets more interesting. and you cant get an avatar unless you get an account. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
and Kailey-wa. your story isnt on here. hehe. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
did you even write my story down and if i ever get an account my avatar will be better because it is mine MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA (im doing the hand thing)
kailey ur so lame, just kidding(or am i) u should really stop with the “im doing the hand thing”. im sorry, but it gets really old really quickly. yeah. and lizzle, i really dont kno anything about blogs and stuff, but how do i get an account.
go over to the side and clik on the link that says “wordpress.com” and look on the page till you find a link that says “get a blog” or “get a account” you can get a account without getting a blog.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
thanx
:~ did i do the evil dude thingy? vicky, how did u do the whole moving smiley?
im bored. i miss mersponge. she needs to come on
hah! when i last checked, i have 2 more comments than icky vicky! i need 2 call aubretia. did u no that cesl can’t spell aubretia? he spelled it abrettia!
O:-)
;;)
Robot-la, your such a freek. hehe. freek. geek. dork. hehe. IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS! AND GETTIN COUGHT IN THE RAIN!…
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
hey lizzy
i was doing volleyball practice today. we were serving the balls. to get my anger into the ball i thought of pow-lo
i winked! at you!
i feel sick.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
i want to know more about the “bob” guy
i think hes more of a stalker than me
and i no all about my little “nicknames” too!
this “nickname” thng has to go!
freaked u out didn’t i! ha! that was all me!!!
? wut just happened?
no! i was jarell/ toilet boy. bob really is brandon? ok
yeah…i have an evil idea, but im not sure if i shood follow threw with it…
-Lizzy-wa OUT!